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Oddspot from The Age - hilarious!Wednesday July 5, 2006
A crazed anti-soccer fanatic has caused chaos in Berlin by chaining concrete-filled footballs to footpaths. Two fans suffered broken toes after attempting to imitate their World Cup heroes. "Whoever sees one of these balls chained up, please ignore your instincts to kick it," a police spokeswoman said. (that's funny man...er...it's another story when you're the one with the broken toe)Friday June 30, 2006
Cardiff mother Kelly Watton, 17, was shocked to find she had fed her 18-month-old son a chocolate bar that was 23 years out of date - and four years older than she was. She had also given her mother one, but her mother alerted her to the fact that it was dated February 1983. Toddler Jayden was unharmed. (we see that Sylvia is not THAT bad after all)Monday June 26, 2006
British fans who paid up to $162 to see Elton John at Hove, near Brighton, overnight were selling their tickets for just 99p ($2.46) because the concert clashed with England's World Cup game against Ecuador, the Sunday Express reports. (hurhur I would SOOO much rather watch the World Cup)Thursday June 22, 2006
Top New York endocrine surgeon William B. Inabnet listens to the Red Hot Chili Peppers while performing difficult operations because he believes "that's good pancreas music". (Amy you have to tell me what this means)Monday June 19, 2006
Two Bulgarian prisoners on life terms in the Pazardzhik jail have sewn up their mouths and are refusing to eat until they are allowed to watch the World Cup. The two have demanded a TV in their cells and unlimited supplies of tea, coffee and cigarettes. (ok...and I thought I was crazy about the World Cup...)Friday June 9, 2006
Soccer fans in Berlin can pray for divine intervention if their World Cup teams are losing. The Berlin Cathedral and the Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Church will hold 15-minute, half-time services during the tournament. (I am speechless)Tuesday June 6, 2006
Taiwan's Education Ministry banned fluorescent-ink pens from exams after finding students carrying notes written with the pens. The notes were invisible until students scanned them with an ultraviolet light fitted on the other end of the pen. (smart and desperate, I like it)
Friday June 2, 2006
Ukraine's soccer team will be given a break from training if they reach the World Cup semi-finals - to have sex with their wives and girlfriends. Coach Oleg Blokhin said he wanted players to forget about sex and to concentrate on their game. (:S)Thursday May 25, 2006
German soccer team coach Juergen Klinsmann has instigated a new training regime for his World Cup squad: repairing watches. The players have been signed up for classes in Switzerland, although no one knows what this will do for their chances. (maybe this is why they lost to the slimy Italians)
Yinny was Joshing around @ 8:18 PM
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